March 20, 1999


Skank be tha name dat jo mutha ware!

Posted by MC Freakazilla on Saturday, 20 March 1999, at 2:59 p.m.

Georgia in da haus! Yo, I jus' moved in da fly new hood up in Atlanta! I move in all ma shit and I na ain't no bitch gon' find me make me pay for dey shitty kids! I gots even mo' fly hunneys in dis hood! I caroosing all ova da hood wit ma Lincoln Town Car and da bitches jus' jump all ova me! Stuff be hangin' fly 'cause da bidness is all amplified like Mase up in da capota! I gots no ties, no strings attached, and no body 'member who I was back in tha day! I's a new man! Re-create dat shit, muthaa! I livin' da life jus' like in "Mo' Money Mo' Problems," x'cept for da part about da problems! Fuck, yo! I mus' be messin' quick style wit' Nikee sheeut, 'caue dey send me bawmaks fo' a lo' price! I gots a new mower fo' der batist and I ride dat shit all da time! Crank dat shit up ta 60 miles per hour! Got some nice ornaments 'n trinkKETS on dat lawn too! I gots ma fly pink flaminkos, funkay ladies bendin' ova', and signs like "Beware Of Dawgs In Ma Hood!" I wantid to git sum dat said "Get tha fuck offama rasenplatz" but there ain't none like dat 'cause it got fuck innit. Planned commutity shit bust m'ass sumtimes, yo! It be like, dey don't want you paint yo' kartenhaus like sum crazee culla, and dat be fly wit' me, but I can't get no damn signs wit' fuck? Whaddup witdat? I gots so much respectz in dis hood, man, cuz I'm da only hardcore nigga up in da haaus! Mechanikul enjunneers, accountints, an' fuckin' brane surjuns de only udda bitches wit' dis kind o' money, but ain't none o' dem gots stylez like this peep! I so fly!

MC Freakazilla

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