You must be smell yourself!

Posted by MC Freakazilla on Wednesday, 24 February 1999, at 3:20 p.m.

Whaddup Museas! I bin kickin' it cirkus midget style over here! So I jus' got dis call from dis bitch tooday, man, and she be all like, "Dis kid is yo's! Dem DNA prove it like it is!" And this be the fourth bitch dis month dat be tellin' me dat! Well, my brothas, all I could say is, "I gets wit' all tha bitches! Stop puttin' a yuk on my vexation!" And I jus' said it to her! All dem bitches dat I get wit' always have dem babies! Stupid bitches! I guess ma sperms is jus' too much for 'em! Boys be chargin' in there like some stoopit army! So now eitha I get dis bitch to have an abortion, or I gots to run off ta anudda state so's I won't gots to pay da bills for that little sheeut! I gets a move on wit'aig and a quickness! Sheeut, dat bitch get dabortion, I gon' do it maself! It can't be dat hard, yo. I gots like a tsunami in my mind rite now so I gots ta get it screw on like normal, beetch. It be a Hard knock Life.

MC Freakazilla

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