February 14, 1999

Whaddup, G's! MC Freakazilla ready to rock you like a freaky ghetto muthow! I jus' moved intoma new crib at Miami! Beeyatches, it be nice heeya! I got da hot tub in da back, I gots the crazy green lawns, man, it jus' be like dat Will Smith video Miami! Dat nigga been drivin' by my house, yo, and he jus' yell "MC! You da phat megaton bomb in tha haaaus!" MC Will goes and gets ma newspaper evry day fo' me and rives it up ta ma house! Yo, I like to chill it Mushmouth-style here! All y'all could come visit! Dis shits got some crazy square footage! I could fit all Comtpon up in here! I get the crazy stereo, I got tha flys honeys, I got 3 waterbeds upstares, and dis muthafucker get some use out of it! Man, hit man been smacking onna da lips fo' a nice cool cherry slurpee every na and then! Jus' cause I afford the nicer things in life don't mean I could kick back at the Rite-Aid Mart wit Freaky Fly and Nukem! Wheneva I got out onna streat na, the cars jus' stop and dey look at me and sayin' "Yo! Where you getta da fly threads! I ain't nevva seen such fly threads beefo'!" How I keeps livin' how I livin', I can't tell y'all. It like some big ol' secret up in tha haaaaaus! Bacon chips anda da french fries come to smooth a laya of concrete fo' inground pool, so I gots ta go!