This Week In Musings
December 17, 1999
"Why are you so made? Those monkeys are so cute!"
I got home last night at 11:00 and fell asleep on my bed at midnight. Today I had a meeting at work at 8:00 am. Then I woke up at 5 in the morning and thought "Good, it looks like I got to sleep early, so I'll be able to get up in time for the meeting." Then I went back to sleep and woke up at 10:00, well after the meeting. So I missed my internet time and the meeting, but at least i got 10 hours of sleep.
Enough of this bullshit! On with the funny shtuff!
"TWIM is a seriously overrated symptom of VinylBoy's passive-aggressive behavior." Ron Ferraro
"What do you guys think of these games for Dreamcast: Power Stone, Soul Calibour, and Toy Commander?" Quantum
"I don't know about them being good games for Dreamcast, but I do know they're all good names for your cock." Amber Erceg
"Re: Oh my god! Good one dick" Dr. Jeff Hobson seeing Nice Geoff's "Happy Chanukkah, Chobsons" picture
"It's not my fault that you're ashamed of your jewish heritage. Dick." Nice Geoff
"Alright, settle down, both of you. dick." Me. Sadly, this didn't turn into a thread.
"This guy is bald, right?
Yeah, I'm not too concerned.
Or am I?
*Mike turns into his rap alter-ego, Tha Professa*
'Yo, shut the fuck up / Prof says shut the fuck up / Bitches in the back, like crack, gettin' cut up / I speak on behalf of all those niggas you call stuck up / Knock punk rock and get cock-smacked the fuck up / Tha Professa, you know da name / Puttin' down suckas who are shittin' on the game / Teachin' a lesson to the niggas playin' dumb / Next time you bust a nut, remember where you came from.'" Mike Remiker
"Sure he's bald... but you will be too by the time you're his age (and stop with the pedophile jokes-he's only 25!). And you are all skinny with a belly and he's a man!!!" Amber Erceg
"Maybe you forgot to read my rap. When you can rap like I can, you don't need hair.
You really like these older guys, eh?" Mike Remiker"*kisses MoonShadow full on the mouth*
I *did* mean to do that! Ha!
*pulls on suspenders in satisfaction*" Mike Remiker
"Take some drugs. By which I mean PCP. Then you won't even notice the cold, I promise.
For the catapult project, simply watch everyone do their little contraptions, then go last. Pick up an egg, chuck it
farther than everyone's else's catapults could throw it. Then glare back at the class and go, "You fucking morons"Here's your report on The Prince "Machiavelli's The Prince really boils down to one basic concept: In order to get
and maintain power, you have to be acomplete and total asshole."Drive down to your job. crash your car through the front. Get out, walk up the manager and drop your pants. Uhh.... your on your own at that point." Ken's advice to me
"Family Circus: My new psychiatrist's office is to interesting. I can't pay attention. There's also a cool building outside." Colin Beckett. Congratulations.
"Then I was walking around naked in the kitchen, and one really cute guy came out of nowhere, someone I supposedly have in classes and said to me-'I could have you right now.' Then he left. Why didn't he have me right then? I can't even get action in my dreams!" Sushi's dream
"Mom, is this soda from Canada? It says Canada Dry." Craig, age 8