"I'm no t jealoiu s. But I migh tbne tomorrrow. But noe w I'm happy cause I got a girls nubert!!!!!! Bourt freaking time!!" Mosquito

"i lik eb pi e too, but onliy aple pi" arahh ollans (Sarah Holland)

"I hate you, Seth 'Hi, I'm Seth 'John Nicholas' Christenfeld, and I kill people, and I am also a stupid-headed-dumb-face' Christenfeld." Jim BOswell

After Deset Gled's marathon "A irregular day in the life of" post, Mike Remiker said "Ha! I kept waiting for something really dramatic or crazy to happen, and then it just ends with my favorite Gled watching TV. That's why I love you, you crazy Gled!"

"Isn't John Linnell in Smash Mouth? 'Cause that's the only reasonable explanation this fiasco could have. Nevermind, John Linnell *is* Smash Mouth.

- birney (cosby) 1982 - 1999" The Nice Geoff

"On a side note, I ate shrooms for the fourth time in just as many weekends this past Friday. Somehighlights were:

3. I thought I saw Venom stealing my friends sandals.

4. When I finally got to sleep, I spent the whole night dreaming sitting in a church eating giant, square Butterfingers.

I *heart* drugs." Brandon Deadmonkey

"Part 1 of Cyborgs in People land Episode 1: Cyborgs kick ass!

King Cyborg: Hello cyborgs. I am King Cyborg, and you are my people.

Cyborgs: Yeah! Cyborgs Rule!

King Cyborg: Ok, lets go the the voting booth, and vote for the next king of people land!

Timmy the cyborg: Uh... King Cyborg, We can't vote.

King Cyborg: Well, why not?

Timmy the Cyborg: Because Cyborgs aren't allowed to vote, or run for office.

King Cyborg: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!

(Ninjas Bust out of trees and bushes)

Ninja Leader: Ha ha! The boy is right! you will never vote! Ha ha ha ha!

King Cyborg: Oh yeah?

Ninja Leader: Yeah!

Unknown Voice: I don't think so!

Ninja Leader: What??? NOOOO! It's Super Cyborg Ronald!

Super Cyborg Ronald: Yes! And I will crush you!

(Fighting)

Ninja Leader: Oh, you've won this time, but beware! i'll be back!

Super Cyborg Ronald: Well, I don't think Those evil ninjas will be bothering you for awhile.

King Cyborg: Oh thank you Super Cyborg Ronald, how can we ever repay you?

Super Cyborg Ronald. Give me a nice woman, so i can fuck her!

King Cyborg: ok

(Fucking)

Super Cyborg Ronald: Well, my job here is done. If you ever need help, just call me.

Cyborgs: Thank you!

(heavy metal music plays)

(Fade out)" Screenplay by The Mean Geoff

"Phill Collins is the worst artist of the century. he never made a good song, and he's just a dork. he should stop making music, and just write books or something. evreyone who writes books is old and boring. Just like Phil Collins." Mean Geoff

lopho: isn't it past your bedtime?

MegF: no, who are you

lopho: this is James Chris

lopho: you are Meg F aren't you?

MegF: i dont know who you are

lopho: are you the same Meg F from the Musing Board?

MegF: what is that

lopho: nevermind wrong number

"The Linux side tingles... That tells me it's working." The Bored Guy

"Guess what... My uncle is a fat bald ugly police officer. I hate him. His name is Uncle Bob." Mean Geoff

"Uh... Ryan, a little motto you may find useful: It's okay to love your pets. It's not okay to *love* your pets. Personally I never really understood the whole sexual attraction to anthropomorphic animals. I mean, animated people are weird enough." Ken

"wow! That's kinda like my motto. My motto is, 'Don't have sex with animals.' Some of those animals drawn like people are kinda hot." Mean Geoff

"i'm a dude..just like you!" newbie Sam Forsyth

"What if I said 'Sadly, I look likre a drunkk bitvh infrinnt of her r vomputer at homw tyoing>???? what i fhtat wat i dais, what ifm, is that sadd>? wha9 iorfi daid i like to dhrink hooch> yoiu people that posy on tha botto,m arwe 0 so cooll" Sarah Holland

"I know stuff! listen to my words! I know how to end all suffering and bring world peace! Why did I not see this before? All we have to do, Is fucking get rid of the Middle East. And Christianity. And Bob Saget. We don't need him. And we could shure get rid of spiders, ants, and snakes. those things are fucking creepy." The Mean Geoff

"Shut the fuck up! Shut the fuck up! Shut up! Fuck that shit! Shit! FUCK!" Rob Plass

Ryan Mooney said, "neemp: yeah, fuck this. i gotta clean this shit, smoke a bowl, and watch tommy. i love America!" to which the Mean Geoff replied "*I* said that!@ WHAt the fjucK!@@??/ is nemo being a slut again?"

"Free Blowpops and Condoms!!!!! What more could you ask for?" Mosquito

"Legalize it~! Don't Criticize it. I just want to talk to Deset Gled. is that too much to ask for? Why does he hate me?" Mean Geoff

"Mean Geoff. I see we have some snoopy? pass that shit over here man!" Mean Geoff. possibly the quote of the month

"When i'm really stressed out, i sometimes steal my parents car and run over stray puppies." Mean Geoff

"to The Abdominal Snowmen. you guys are Pittsburgh based? i'm in Pittsburgh." Adam Randle. "it's times like this when i wish you would just shut the fuck up! I'm pissed at you now. Get the fuck away from me. don't even fucking talk to me. I don't talk to fags. especially gayfers like you, adam randle." Mean Geoff, resident gay-basher

"I feel like crying." Spencer Owen. "i'm frightened of bread." sprialing shape

"Everybody move your feet. We're gonna get funky to the beat." Craig, age 7

"Whatever with this shit." - Spencer Owen, Class of 2002

"Ryan, when I die, I want to go to girls' soccer heaven." Colin Walla Walla Graham

Congratulations go out to Rebecca Mundschenk for having the coolest new name this week.