November 7, 1999
Holy shit stained Mufasa!
Posted by The Nice Geoff (amollusk@aol.com) on Monday, 8 November 1999, at 4:13 p.m., in response to
HAVIN' A HEART ATTACK!, posted by Vinyl Boy (Whistling@tmbg.org) on Sunday, 7 November 1999, at 10:53 p.m.That's pretty cool and all, but I don't really care what he thinks...Not after what he did to me.
*FLASHBACK TO 1996*
INT. - BOWLING ALLEY - DAY
(THOMAS is on a bowling double-date with GENE SISKEL, STEVE, and FRANK.)
(GENE SISKEL bowls a strike. THOMAS gets up from his seat and goes over to him.)
THOMAS: Hey! A strike! You're pretty good, Gene!
GENE SISKEL: Yeah, I've been bowling since I was eight.
THOMAS: And it shows!
GENE SISKEL: Thanks Thom! I'm gonna go get a drink, you want anything?
THOMAS: Oh, no thanks. Thanks for askin', though!
GENE SISKEL: No prob'.
(GENE walks over to the snack bar.)
(THOMAS looks over to STEVE and smiles.)
STEVE: You guys are really hittin' it off!
THOMAS: You think I should ask him to go steady with me?
STEVE: Yeah, man! Hey, me and Frank are gonna go have some gay sex behind the Charcol Pit, I hope it works out for
ya!THOMAS: Thanx!!!!!!!
(STEVE and FRANK leave.)
(THOMAS begins to look at the bowling score card and then looks around for GENE. He sees that GENE is talking to a
short, pudgy man with glasses at the snack bar.)THOMAS: What's he doing?
(THOMAS then sees GENE laughing. GENE walks out of the bowling alley with the other man.)
(THOMAS begins to cry.)
*FLASH BACK TO PRESENT*
(THOMAS is looking at a picture of GENE. There is a single tear running down his face. Roy Orbison's "Crying" is
playing in the backround. A shirtless boy with bunny ears runs up to the camera with a dead baby fetus.-THE END-