November 1, 1999
A compilation of "John Nicholas" quotes
I left Jerusalem to come to the New World just to get away from you, John Nicholas! -Lehi, first prophet of the Book of Mormon. (James Chris)
*You're* the worst movie I ever made, John Nicholas -Edward D. Wood Jr. (James)
It's all your fault that Adam got rid of me, John Nicholas -Cherry Pie (James)
"My name is John Nicholas and I like to sleep with little girls" - Bob Saget (Nice Geoff)
"I am a real American, John Nicholas is a fucking disgrace to all homosexuals, and Ryan Hennessy is the best theater usher ever. I swear to Jesus Christ." - Harvey Fiertstein
"Fuck you, John Nicholas. I'm Jeffrey and I'm here to stay."
You are the nature state of man, John Nicholas -Thomas Hobbes (James Chris)
"I hope you know, John Nicholas, that this is *your* fault, you pink ass communist" - Sarah Holland Geoff
"There *were* 300,000 musers. Something nasty finished them off, though. But I won't name names. John Nicholas." Jim Boswell
I hope my blood llamas spit acid at you, John Nicholas -Gibby (James Chris)