October 24, 1999
*hugs spencer and pats him on his back*
Posted by birney (cosby) (sturgeonking@hotmail.com) on Sunday, 24 October 1999, at 9:30 p.m., in response to
Welcome to the both of you!, posted by Spencer Owen (Skippy@tmbg.org) on Sunday, 24 October 1999, at 8:52 p.m.(after hugging and patting SPENCER on his back, ALBERT walks away and SPENCER walks into a supermarket. SPENCER graps a basket and proceeds to walk down the various isles)
SPENCER: I am Spencer Owen. I am shopping for food to feed my sickly friend, Fred. Fred is sick. I must buy him nutrients.
(cut to a shot of FRED DURST lying in SPENCER'S bed. He coughes and looks at a picture of SPENCER on the wall)
FRED: Hurry back Spencer *coughs* I'm sure I will perish if you do not return with my medicine.
(cut back to SPENCER walking down the medicine isle. As he walks down the isle, he whispers the phrase 'I am Spencer Owen' over and over to himself)
Spencer: I am Spencer Owen. I am Spencer Owen.
(cut to ALBERT down the street. He's holding a little box in his hands with an antenna sticking out of it. There is a large red button in the middle of the box)
Albert: This is for you Vinyl Boy. The only true patriot I ever knew.
(ALBERT pushes the button)
(cut to a shot of SPENCER blowing up inside the supermarket. His body explodes into a hundred bloody pieces. His head lands in the dairy section. A computer taught boy is cleaning the dairy section with a mop. He walks over to the head and leans over it)
Mean Geoff: Hmmm, what do we have here? It looks like the head of a Spencer Owen.
(MEAN GEOFF grabs the head and runs into the alley behind the supermarket. He hollows out the head with a spork and fills it with marijuana. MEAN GEOFF lights the little triangle hair formation in the front of SPENCER'S HEAD and proceeds to get high)
Mean Geoff: God bless America.
(cut to a shot of FRED DURST lying in bed. His eyes open real wide, he gasps)
Fred Durst: fuck...all...ya'all...bit..
(FRED sighs and dies. METHOD MAN enters and proceeds to shit on FRED'S head.)
(cut to a shot of the bloody back sections of SPENCER OWEN lying in the supermarket. There is the remnants of an explosive device on his back.)
(dissolve to a shot of ALBERT hugging and patting SPENCER OWEN on the back. He puts a little exsplosive on
SKIPPY's back and gives a thumbs up to the camera. Albert walks down the street. He's wearing a black hooded sweatshirt, white pants, a 'Mamalow' t-shirt, black glasses, and black converse all stars. BOB DOLE, wearing the exact same outfit as ALBERT, walks up alongside ALBERT and nods his head to him. The two continue walking, side by side. MEAN GEOFF walks up to them. He is dragging a red wagon behind him. In the back of the wagon is a computer, a porn magazine, and a bloody spork. The three walk into an antique bookstore)(cut to a shot of VINYL BOY hiding in a tree. His eyes are wide open. He is rocking back and forth on a large limb. He is dirty and looks exhausted.)