(FRED DURST is combing his hair in front of the mirror. RYAN HENNESY enters carrying a bowl of carrots)

Ryan: Here baby. I know how you like your carrots.

Fred: Did you bring the mustard?

(RYAN shakes head and back up)

(FRED throws brush at RYAN and get's in his face)

(RYAN starts laughing and pulls a bowl of mustard out from behind the doorway)

Ryan: Hahaha, I fooled you baby, who loves ya?!

Fred: Oh you trickster! You're to good to me Ryan Henesy! Now lemme see that 'vinyl ass' of yours!

(RYAN HENNESY pulls down his pants and shoves his bum in FRED DURSTS face. Bob Dole enters and the three make out. The mustard spills.)

The End

INT. - HUXTABLE RESIDENCE - DAY

(CLIFF is sitting on a couch, reading the newspaper. He is wearing a grey sweat suit.)

(RYAN HENNESSY and his friend, COCKROACH run down the stairs.)

CLIFF: Woah, woah, woah!

(RYAN and COCKROACH stop running as they get to the bottom of the stairs.)

(CLIFF gets off the coach and goes over to the two boys)

CLIFF: Do you see this banister?

RYAN: Yeah.

CLIFF: When your mother and I bought this house, one of the most appealing aspects of it was that it had a banister! Now look at it.

(CLIFF nudges the BANISTER a little and it sways back and forth in a humorous manner. The audience laughs.)

RYAN: Sorry, dad! Me and Cockroach were just so excited because we made a new rap! Wanna hear it?

(CLIFF smiles.)

CLIFF: Sure, go ahead.

RYAN: 1, 2, 3, 4.

RYAN and COCKROACH: Well we da mutha fuckas comin' in da square, da frontin' ass nigga comin-

CLIFF: Woah, woah, woah, woah!

RYAN: What, dad?

CLIFF: You two should come up with a rap that's more educational.

RYAN: You're right! See ya!

(RYAN and COCKROACH run upstairs and break the banister. The audience laughs)

(CLIFF looks at the banister sadly and walks back over to the couch.)

(CLIFF begins to weep uncontrollably.)

-FIN-