This Week In Musings
July 23, 1999
"And I'll become rich like..
like.. like..... like Hell!"
"Will someone who's seen the movie please come talk to me? I may implode. Better than explode, can't you
imagine-rainbow-colored residue all over the monitor and stuck between the keys." Skittle"Ooh, guyfriends!" Adam Tyner
"FOR THE LAST TIME FAT MAN! I WON'T HAVE SEX WITH YOU! So quit pressuring me! Yeah well, wounded hearts suck, I've got three or four of my own." Ken
"The Fat Man is our resident 'old codger.' Maybe when he was but a wee lad, and he went to give daddy a hug, dad told him 'The Fat Man, real men don't need to show their emotions or touch. We're men! We hold everything inside.'" Mike Remiker
"Supitchoo Home Depot?! You know what? I'monna take that as a copmliment, which I am sure
you meant it as. Yeah, I'm agonna end my sentence with a mothufuckin prep-o-sition! I am totally gay! And it rocks the spot! Hell yeah! How do I know you meant it as a compliment? Becuase no sucka is fool enough to try and use it as an insult around me because I am statistically proven to walk over and dickslap ya. And I fight cavities." Ken. Wow."Hello Kitty had a tea party today! I drank Japanese tea. We went to Nigger Jon's house after the
tea party. There was beer there. We all got really drunk. There were birdies in the park, and we fed them seaweed and bread!!" Keroppi"No Shit! I know what fuckin "Random Play" is, it's just that my CD player doesn't have it. JESUS
FUCKING CHRIST!!!!" Resident happy frog, Keroppi"So, when Trent says he wants to fuck me like an animal, does he mean he wants to fuck as
animals do, fuck me as if I were an animal, or fuck me as if he were an animal? He should really be more specific if he expects me to let him fuck me." Ken"New York (AP) - Thousands of fans gathered in Central Park on Sunday evening, staging an
impromptu midnight candlelight vigil in the memory of Christopher Lough, better known as MC Bubblewrapp.Chris Lough's bullet-riddled corpse was found early Sunday Morning in his
hydraulically-equipped '76 Pacer. Details on the circumstances of his death have been kept under tight wraps by the NYPD, although speculation ran wild in the crowd Sunday."It was probably just some jealous punk, y'know? He was always bein' playa-hated by all the up
and comings, because he had real talent, y'know? (Hit Single) 'Girl's Soccer Heaven' was just like poetry, y'know?", said one man who refused to be identified. "Playa-hatin" is rapper's slang for the act of being jealously spiteful of those with more money, prestige, or ho's than oneself."I heard he had a pineapple jammed up his nose when they found him", postulated another
unnamed fan. Whether the horrific murder is a result of the increasingly violent animosity between East- and West-coast musers reamains to be seen. Chris' most virulent adversary on the West Coast scene, Kenneth Moodie (DJ Pre-Skool) could not be reached for comment. Sources in HTN Records say that Chris' recently referring to the new Chemical Bros. album as "gay", and Kenneth Moodie's recent holdup at JFK customs on produce-related charges are completely unrelated." Ken"I'm glad I have a son to live vicariously through!" Me talking about .-) It's so true
"So, you people actually wasted your time going to dumb TMBG celebrity chat??? that's the dumbest celebrity chat transcript i've ever seen. what the fuck were you guys thinking? i would've left the chatroom the moment the first dumb question was asked, because after that first dumb question, the chat clearly goes downhill in "interestingness", if that's even a word." Keroppi, the happy frog
"You know, maybe you could teach us how to be cool, or something. I'm not saying that we could ever be as cool as you, of course, because that would be like saying that we could be as good at Aikido as Steven Segal is after a couple of lessons." Doug3000 to Keroppi
"You're a big Dicksmack, you know that? anyway, i've never drank alcohol, it's fucking gross, i live
in the motherfucking suburbs where there are like 3 black people." Keroppi"I've only had one song dedicated to me. It was called, "You Suck Ass," by Kiss." Johnny Nickels
"Wow, when I was walking over to the computer, I tripped on my damn penis, damn is it long,
tripping on the damn thing." Rob Dietz"Yeah, but don't you work at a clothing store? So, don't you get an employee discount? I program vending machines, what the hell am I going to get a discount on, vending machines?" Ken
"Could you get me a vending machine at a discount? Because that would really class up my apartment. Particularly the one I'd like in the bathroom, if you catch my drift." The Fat Man
"Would you like some blue flourescent strip lighting as well? You know, the ones that make it hard for smack addicts to find their veins." Ryan Mooney
"Underneath my long hair, is short hair, so i showed my friend what i would look like if i shaved my head by lifting up the hair on the side of my head. He was like, DUUUUUUUDE!!!! If you shaved your head, you'd look a lot like the guy from Pantera!!!! I was like, Dude! No way! that kicks ass. and he showed some more of my friends, and one of them said Woah! you're right. and another one said. Awesome! that's so cool. but there was one that said, Uh, I don't know, i've never listened to pantera, let alone know what they look like. so, yeah, that's my story." The Mean Geoff
"I was surprised by TMBG. They look like Buddy Holly/Dennis the Menace clones, and one
guy's voice didn't even break yet by the sound of it. They had a folksy country look to them with a synthesizer....They have totally non-sensible lyrics and stupid funny songs that I got a charge from. ... TMBG have a serious cult following. The ode to 'Ecstasy vs. Adam Ant' and what I call 'Lion King Song' (original words were replaced by _silver spaceship_) was hysterical and made the night for me." Michele Morabito"Candy Butchers came out first, and their name is very descriptive of them. They wore very colorful outfits in purple, green, and red -- like candy wrapping -- yes, I believe that bands should be named after the clothes they wear. Candy Butchers came out first, and their name is very descriptive of them. They wore very colorful outfits in purple, green, and red -- like candy wrapping -- yes, I believe that bands should be named after the clothes they wear... They have totally non-sensible lyrics and stupid funny songs that I got a charge from, because I'm totally non-sensible and stupid...The best song was "S-E-X-X-Y" -- an actual good beat song, and I like to dance.... They played a long night, coming on at 10:50 PM and not finishing until after 12:30 AM, which is like 6 hours past my bedtime." Johnny Nickel's take on Michele Morabito
"Screw you for judging me, Johnny Nickels. Gettin' it on is more important than posting." Mike Remiker
"And you know once I get on the roller coaster the profanities start to fly. Me, amusement park rides and profanities go hand in hand." My friend Jeff said this. No kidding. I tried not to mention Wagster.
"OH SHIT! SHIT! MOTHERFUCKING JESUS JEHOSEPHAT AND THE VIRGIN MARY! THIS HAS GOT TO BE THE FUCKING FASTEST ROLLER COASTER EVER!" Andrew Wagster
"Ryan, when I die, I want to go to girls' soccer heaven." Colin