This Week In Musings
June 11, 1999
Why do I keep finding lettuce in
my pocket?
"I want a fuckin t-shirt, that says. I am on the god damn TWIM, worship and lavish attention
upon me." Rob Dietz"Suck it, Lough!" Deborah! Yeah!
"ever get random phrases from the musings board stuck in your head? today i kept going around
saying, 'drink me, bitches.'" spiraling shape"I don't feel right, with Sam on my Dew, I think he should be on my beer cans???" Rob Dietz. You don't know how often i've been saying that to myself.
"The three of us are really just a bunch of monkeys sitting at computers, and the only picture we
have in here looks like that guy." Doug3000"'I'd like to dip John Linnell in peanut butter and myself in jam... I think you know what happens next.' Or, 'Vinyl Boy is great! I wish I were Vinyl Boy! If I were Vinyl Boy, I'd never leave my house, beucase I'd be too busy having sex with myself becuase I am so sexy because I am Vinyl Boy!', and BAM! instant fame and immortalization in the TWIM." Ken. It's so true!
"I'm serious like a fucking breifcase and cellular phone... I'm angry like a fucking bear on a unicycle! Fucking Johnson Jehosephat, this fucker of a situation comedy better all be resolved by tomorrow!!!! ...Fuck! Fucking ORANG-UTANG!!! ....fuck me! FUCKING JESUS ON THE BLOODY CROSS!" Mike Remiker on AIM
"*punches you in da face!* Are you just pretending or are you really that stupid. *punches you in da face, again! suckaa!*" Me. I loved that one too much.
"Is there really a difference? Get a few 13 year old girls within a one mile radius of a member of Backstreet Boys and you have a mob of monkeys! It's true! Try it!" nemo
" Although I first (finally) became familiar with the score when I listened to it earlier this week, this will be
the first time that I SEE any version. I'll let6 you know what I think." Seth Christenfeld"Oh, well. I think everyone usually is, except Evil Grape. But he's sour. Get it? Ha! I kill me!
*stabs self*" Girkabob"HOLY SHIT! I CAN'T GET OVER HOW FUCKING FAST THIS ROLER COASTER IS!" Andrew Wagster.
"Ryan, when I die I want to go to girls' soccer heaven." Colin
"Big day tomorrow! / I hope everything goes real smooth / Big day tomorrow / Hope I don't blow it like I always do" "I can't wait to get this awkward period / all over with now / Why can't you just call me? / I'd talk to you but I don't know how""I need something to give me the guts / to do what I know I have to do / I'd just about die inside / if I thought you never knew""I'm dumb! / I suck! / I can't do anything right! / I know now / I'll never do it / I may as well give up the fight" "I suck! / I suck! / I suck! / I wish I was deaaaaad!" (Ed. note: Anyone have any idea who wrote this one?)