This Week In Musings
June 4, 1999
Then when the party starts, it's
so slow that you just screw around and eat ice cream
"If this keeps up, evidently we're going to need a clean start soon..." Doug3000
"Wnad? Deset Gled! 2eeeeeeeeeee!" Chris Lough. Genius. Complete genius.
"Could the folks who are new to the board post a little blurb about who they are? Otherwise I feel like I'm going senile, nodding and smiling while secretly wondering if that kid carrying off the
stereo is really my grandson." The Fat Man"Dammit Fat Man! Thanks so much for ruining it! I'm going to bring you down like so much cheaply built airplane." Chris Lough
"I said I got a big nutsack! A big nutsack full a' nuts! Nuts I'm gonna bust in yo' face! All over yo' face! Oh yeah! Oh yeah!" Nick Christianson
" It gots Manoot Bol and Anferrnee Hardway innit cause it make U laugh too cause it be hardfelt comedy, yo! Anferrnee and Manute get to B friendslike in real lifes I think but den dey damn drive dey stoopit jeep into atree a Manoot get all uppin a hospital but it funny cause his feet be off da end o' da bed!.... Y'see Ima captain na and I want to casarrrrr... wait missie I won' hurt U! " MC Freakazilla
"Freakazilla! Teach me your deliberately mispelling ways!" Chris Lough
"Wow! Skippy says that Laurie Anderson has amazing wit! I like people who have amazing wit!
I must pick this album up ASAP!" Brandon Deadmonkey"I think you should both die." Spencer Owen
"I want to be good??" Rob Dietz
"This thing you have to say will give you the topicless board? Huh?" The Bored Guy
"I never wanted to kill, I am not naturally evil. Is that basically what you're trying to tell me?' Mike Remiker
"When I lived in the dorms back in the day, I had some annoying neighbors with a loud stereo
that would listen to the same crappy top 10 alternapop song on repeat. So I would turn my stereo so that it was facing their room, select "Please Pass the Milk", put it on repeat, crank up the stereo, and leave the room." James Anders. I love that!"DRUGS! Seth was on the meth! And the crack, and the heroin!" Doug3000
"I'm sure there's a law against all those Billy Joel CD's. I mean, wouldn't hearing SEVEN of his CD's in a row give you, like, brain cancer? It's like when you take too much Tylenol, you know? You get sick instead of better." Chris Lough.
"STOP THINKING I'M OUT TO GET YOU PERSONALLY BECAUSE IN ACTUALITY I DON'T CARE." The Fat Man.
"Yeah, that's the way it is... ...working in a pool hall, some crusty short-order cook bossing you around, calling you "Hollywood". All your songs are on the jukebox, but the only thing anyone ever plays is "White
Wedding". Welcome to hell, kids." Doug3000"All of the sudden this airplane flew by overhead and started dropping these
huge sacks of mail randomly. Just dropping them down onto the grass below. So I started going through one and noticed that they were mail for all the residents of these apartments (I'm not sure how I knew). So I found some of these swimming catalogs or something that were addressed to Tom, and just took them. Like, to keep for myself. Then, a short time later, I finally bump into Tom. We start talking, and then he starts telling me about how he's got these great swimming catalogs that should be arriving in the mail soon. I kinda start to feel guilty and just nod my head or something. .... I was going over to Doug's house to pick him up or something, and I stole this crapload of magazines from his house. I can't remember if I took them out of his mailbox or from the inside of his actual house, but I remember I just stole like 10 or 15 magazines from him. There were some sports magazines, some "Field and Stream"-type magazines, and there were even two Playboy magazines. .... When we got to Skippy's house (it was in the location that my friend Andy lives at, but it was a totally different house, for some reason), it was decided that, for some reason, my mom and I would break into the den on the second story of the house in order to get Skippy and take him back to my place to work on the project or something. .... So my mom and I quick snuck back down and got in the car. I think I stole some of Skippy's stuff, too, but I can't remember what. Anyway, then suddenly, my mom disappeared and Skippy was there, and the two of us were walking down the street to my house (the same street that Wagster and I were walking down earlier in the dream!). And then we had to stop because Skippy wanted to watch "Dawson's Creek," which was being projected onto this really big water tower that was nearby." Mike Remiker's dream. I love the whole thing."I'm a GOD I Love Myself! I'm so damn PEACHY KEEN, it hurts to look in the mirror...wait...That's not
what i meant. Well, anyway, I like ME so damn much that I just felt like sharing myself with you. LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA How do you spell PIRANAH(sic)? Whats 2+2? Is it just me, or is Boris Yeltsin the most Photogenic person ever to live. (Besides me, that is) Bill Clinton is neither a curency, nor related to George Clinton....Discuss. PINE-APPLE or Pineapple? who cares!" Kevin Diamond"Dayum!" Girkabob
"Rob Dietz, you so crazy! I wanna have yo' baby!" The Nice Geoff
"I want to get out of school! Oh GOD, I have never wanted a complete and devastating school
fire this much in my LIFE." Chris Lough"(running for a train, hat held on head with one hand, suitcase dangling in the other) God bless you Musers, each and every one! And don't touch my car while I'm gone! And save the TWIMs for me! Bye!" The Fat Man
"OH MY GOD! THIS ROLLER COASTER GOES SO FUCKING FAST!" Andrew Wagster. Granted, he didn't say that, but I thought it would've been cool.
"Grab my paw, Remiker. We'll walk off into the sunset." Me. Granted, I didn't say that either, but I t thought it would've been cool.
Nick "I wanna touch VB's weiner" Christianson .... from the Ventlist
"For Christmas this year can you find me a Game Boy?" "No." "Well, can you draw me a picture of a Game BOy?" "Sure." "Do you even know what a Game Boy looks like??" Craig, age 7, and me
"Ryan, when I die I want to go to girls' soccer heaven." Colin
"I am sexy" Craig, age 7