This Week In Musings

April 9, 1999

The deaf, dumb, and blind kid becomes a pinball champion!

"Naming our baby "Slimy Cat Puppet #1" is implying that we're going to have more. Can't we enjoy a few years of being married without tons of kids running around? Please? " Mike Remiker

"i'd like to put that on a bumber sticker, don't ask me why i just think it'd look nice hanging off the rear end of my car problem is i don't have a car i will get one in about 3 months but i won't be able to drive it and anyhow i'll still have to share it with my brother(which is annoying because he probably won't let me put bumber stickers on it(hes just that type of person(my parents will take his side because he had the car first(but did i ASK to be born second!? no!(so hes using all my college money going some place 'spensive and everything(and to top it all off he got almost ALL the smart genes!!!!!!!)))))))))" Michelle LeBlanc

"This D.I.Y. delight features color photocopied liner notes! None of that cheap punk black and white stuff. Also, you get not one, but two free stickers with each album! Stick them on your car, bike or airplane! Stick them on yourslef, stick them on your friends! Or hang on to them, or lose them, whatever. And each disk of the first pressing will have its number recorded on it , by the artists, in living pencil! Order sooner, get a smaller number, impress your friends! So, treat yourself to an earful of phat candy, the best aural delight you can get legally in all 50 states, Safety First, the only kind of music there is." Ken Moodie's HTN album announcement

"*Why has Skippy adopted such a po'-faced moniker? Has he finally realized that no one really liked 'Charles in Charge' all that much? *And my tout-couer approval for TWIM a la Monsieur Rémiqueur, si seulment par ce que j'etais mentionné. C'est formidable, mon tres cher ami!" The Fat Man. That means he loves you because he was mentioned and he wants to see your pretty pink panties!

"ok, who do you think is cuter? Justin fromn nsync, or Hal from TMBG? My personal favorite is Justin... he's soooo dreamy. but Hal is sooo sexy, i want to love him, and kiss him, and squeese him until he goes wacky with so mutch squeezing." Jeff Niedwzediejoko

"This was the old Contac, before they did something wussy with the formula to make it into 'daytime' and 'nighttime' and '24 hour'- this was just plain, goddamn 'take-me-I-dare-ya' Contac. The result was more or less three days of sleeping, punctuated by intervals of thinking hazily how nice it would be to sleep some more. This was followed by a full 36 hours or so of my eyes actually shooting out beams of light, so awake was I, even at 4 AM." The Fat Man

"If you were truly out of control you would tell Kathie Lee to suck it, on the air. Then forcibly remove her from the stage and edit her out of tapes of previous shows. To top it off, sleep with Frank and get Cody and the other brat to call you mommy." Chris Lough. my friends call me "Regis" because that was originally going to be my name! How weird!