This Week In Musings

March 12, 1999

'please don't die on me, man!'

"(I apologize for all underage -- i.e., me -- who were forced to read this blatant profanity.)" Skippy

"I guess I did a really good job, because afterwards, they wanted me to come to the corporate headquarters (which looked like it would be Bowser's castle or something in a Nintendo game) and read lines with two veteran VJ's named, creatively enough, Mike and Jill." Mike Remiker's dream

"To hell with that... ...I think we all want to know what *I* did today. So, here it is: Uh... ..let's see... well, there was that thing- no, that was a TV show. So, single-handedly, huh? That's gotta be something!" Doug2000

"How come I am in the group of made-up people?" The Nice Geoff. Out of context, that sounds completely awesome!

"Yeah I was with my pals down at the 'Deux Magots' arguing about this very topic (looks arch) before heading over to la Rue Pigalle for apertifs with Erik Satie. Really, though, althoug I know little about Foucault, I think that postmodernism is an intellectual dry-well that ultimately dissolves into an all-encompassing relativism that is impossible to apply to everyday life. It's sort of the equivalent of Nietzche praising suicide while sitting at a well-laden table." The Fat Man

"I'm very superficial when it comes to philosophers. I only believe in his or her ideals if he or she is extremely sexy." Mike Remiker

"Sources at the FBI recently uncovered rock star Nina Perrson's name on the list of TWA 800 casualties. Also found were her shreds of her belongings, including a love note to a "Mike Remiker" that did not appear finished." Knight-Ridder News

"I'm within pissing distance of him! (well, if VB happened to have inhumanly strong bladder and phallus muscles)" Chris Lough

Trevor is back! This time he's pissed and he's playing for keeps! Last time they killed his family, his dog, his next door neighbors and the pizza delivery guy but this time they have gone too far! A crack team of assassins have their eyes on Clea Duvall and Trevor's lacing up his ass kicking boots to save her sweet ass! In other words, if your not in line to see this movie at 5 am on July 5th you better be Dead or in Jail!" HLC

"The "Geoff" got its ass kicked last night at a bar. The top of the "f" fell off. Its not that noticable, right?" The Nice Georf

"I'm going to have to make a big scene and STORM out of the auditorium when TMBG's set is over and wave my hands and shout, "Ah, I'm leaving! Foo! Blister in my ass!" Announcement

"He's the result of genetically engineering DNA from our very own Mike Remiker and DNA from Sarah Kerns! It's ass kicking at its very best. Remember he's tuff, he takes no shit and he's keeping names! Also remember, never cross him when it's personal!" HLC talking about Trevor

"I couldn't have said it better myself. That's gonna be my new motto. Why can't real life be more like the Musings board?" Mike Remiker on the Ventlist. Right on!

"I know what it is. Women are hypocrites. They say they want a "nice guy", but what they really want is a "bad boy". They don't want someone who will remember their birthday, but someone who will beat them." The Bored Guy on the Ventlist. Sorry about all these Ventlist things, they were too good.

"My high school science teacher told me this this past summer. About fifteen or twenty years ago, he took a tour of the Busch plant in northern Arkansas. They showed him one of the big vats that they cooked the beans in. He looked in it and saw a dead bird floating around." Bored Guy

"You're my favorite squeaky little gerbil yes you ARE! Squeak for Mumsy! Yes! Yes! That's a gooood baby! Oh Mumsy loves you SOOO much!! You are the bestest baby gerbil boy EVER!! C'mere and give Mumsy a big hug!! Oh you are the baby yes you are! Mumsy loves you BEST!!" nemo