This Week In Musings

February 26, 1999

"My Ryan Hennessy doll is humpariffic!" Mike Remiker

"I am almost certain there is a place for people like you. C'mon, I've only been reading these posts for a day and already you're bugging me. Stop being a doofus! And as for God making raspberries bursting with more fruity flavor, sorry pal, Cap'n Crunch beat him to the punch. Don't trifle with General Mills. Hi again everyone, Mike dared me to post. See ya later. " Chris Lough's first post back. Right now I'm singing that Gun N' Roses song to myself softly, "Don't you cryyyieiie tonight.... babaay...."

"If I had a nickel for everytime I was drunk in a fast food bathroom I'd be a gajillionaire." Chris Lough

"If anyone's pretty, it's this little filly right here. " Chris Lough's first passionate post about Remiker. I love it.

"But he's Mac Man! You'e just a young Jewish girl at an Ivy League school. No comparison." Mike Remiker

Phil Bjork posted his "Michal Remiker is a witch!!!!!!" story, to which Chris Lough replied, "Now that's ridiculous. Everyone knows that Mike got shot by a cop because he was being a smart ass. That's all that smart-asses do, get shot." I thought that was hilarious considering last summer's posting.

"People go up to me and go, "yo whats up" and I honestly don't know what to say anymore. " Nice Geoff. It's either a social commentary or a really sad life.

After Doug's MST3K announcement Chris Lough said "Now let's all thank Doug. FOR RUINING OUR DAY! I'm going to spend my time doing nothing but pushing old women down, sneering, and kicking puppies now. Thanks Doug." and Doug replied, "Oh, like that's *so* much different from what you usually do..."

"Then I assumed a new name that I can't spell, I posted a few things, the first being an extremely sexist and angry "Is the guy with the accordian really gay?" where I yelled at women to send me naked pictures of themselves for the answer. It inspired 150 replies." This was me. I haven't picked one of my own quotes for TWIM in a while, but this one made me laugh.

"sheesh.. if'n you don't know how to talk all purtylike make a girl feel all fluffy n squooshy inside! yer a right smooth talker! " nemo. Nice! That's all I have to say.