This Week In Musings
January 15, 1999
"Three quotes! Kiss my abnormally pale ass, suckas! I'm the god, I'M THE GOD!" - Doug
"I'd make love to him under the strobelight. *Then* I'd eat him. They call me the Mantis! At least....I wish they did. " Chirs Lough
"He was fanatically dedicated as a teacher...he would sleep in the classroom (often complaining of the janitors kicking him out at night), neglect to bathe in his enthusiasm, and drop impressive snowflakes of dandruff onto your papers while leaning over your desk to 'stamp' them for credit. The memories of that classroom! The huge charts he would make about himself (I am deadly serious) with titles like 'Top Ten Things VB did over vacation', 'Top Five Things VB Loves About The Quadratic Formula',...." The Fat Man
"John Linnell is the only man who understands me" Ray LeBlanc
"It's an hour away, if by VB's rules we play, for an all female day, males stay away, or at least have
nothing to say. " DougShow. Rhyme. Rythym. It's got everything."All female. All real. All Deborah." Deborah
"I prefer to just bleed all over the place and anybody who doesn't like it can bite me... " Flaming Wreck
"oh my gawd, i just got a manicure yuck i swear the sun is frizzing up my hair! can you believe what
she had the nerve to wear?! no i don't but truthfully i just don't care!!! her lights are on but no one is at home up there. and did you hear 'bout why and who and what and where come on, whatever that is simply just not fair but did i tell you how i got a manicure? " Michelle LeBlanc"I still think Mike is a tanker truck full of dreamy. " Cap'n Kate Crunch
Triagnle Man said, "Let's talk about sax." to which Fat Man replied, "Ooh...you know who can really blow..." So corny. So so corny.
"I keep one of those 50-foot hot rods in my garage. (PS: There's a 50-foot hot rod in my pants, too!) Every day I love to push it into the street and set fire to people's houses with the backburner, and then i cruise off to work at 300 mph, knocking down any animals or old ladies in the way." VinylBoy.
"I was just doing some manly things when I injured myself. I was doing some hammering when the gun I was using to hunt huge deer accidentally went off. The sound scared me so much that I dropped the Bud Light I was drinking and hit my thumb with the hammer. Then the tape deck in my Chevy extended-cab truck started eating my Ted Nugent tape. I got so mad that I punched the tape deck and broke my hand. But I didn't do the sissy thing and cry. I went in the house and told my woman to get me a beer and cook me some really greasy meat of some kind. Then I sat in the recliner and watched professional wrestling and fell asleep. When the b*tch woke me up and told me dinner was ready, I had to beat her because I was sleeping so good. " The Bored Guy. This is the officical Testosterone Day anthem. Now we just need music.
"You sound like VB everytime I tell him that he cannot make love for me." Deadmonkey because Nick mentioned it.
"I can picture him, seated in a jacuzzi by a computer with a luscious honey on each knee, beer in
hand, chuckling in his deep, testosterone-laden baritone at our patheticness. " The Fat Man"Sara, that's like making fun of God! Leo'll smite you! He'll smite all of us! Run! Run for your lives! " Doug2000
"I found myself reading it with the Italian accent and laughing OUT LOUD! Good one, VB! " Flamer. Nothing like praise for me. Ha ha.
"They used to talk about *me* like that, and now where am I? Locked up in George's basement,
tapping out these messages with my big toe." Doug2000"Preferable Papaya Colada... I mean, vodka, yeah! And blood! My favorite thing to drink is a big
bottle of POISON! Yeah, that'll show you! God, I'm such a manly man! " Sorry, just laughing at my own quote again."When someone even remotely threatens her with any harm, I just want to rip that persons face off, and keep ripping until they stop screaming. You went too far, Christianson. " Chris Lough